Hi, and welcome to the silliest hobby on the internet! For the most part, we do adult-themed pictorials and comic-strips using screen-captions from shows that Criss Angel or Klayton (Celldweller) have participated in, for no other reason than our own amusement. Thanks (and huge props) to Jen at MindfreakConnection.com and Deceptively Innocent, you can find everything you need to start captioning by clicking on "Links" to your left and enjoying their public PhotoBucket.

Or, hey, feel free to bring your own pics! Be creative! You can also use these forums to talk about things that you just don't feel fresh about elsewhere, like Paris or fan-clubs or friend-snubs, oh my! Please check our FAQ's by clicking "Database" to your left if you have any questions about how to do stuff or what's acceptable.

Do you have a question that wasn't answered in FAQ's? Let us know! That's what we're here for! Click "Database" and find us in Contacts.

First and foremost, we love Criss Angel here. He's hella talented, sure. BUT we also see him as a fully realized human being *cue violins*, with rock-hard abs and sexual charisma up the wazzoo!

Equally, this site, wherever possible, will attempt to inject Klayton fandom. Celldweller will change your life. Please click "Links" to your left for more. FOR REAL. GO THERE. NOW. YOU'LL THANK US.

Some caps will be serious, many will be hilarious, but most of our caps will be adult-oriented, and not for the prudent or young, so we'll be checking I.D. at the door. This is a 21+ site.

Thanks for cumming! Heh.